ugly:

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

(via ugly)

imsoofuckingsad:

*absolutely nothing happens* 

wow this is giving me a lot of anxiety 

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mamaduafe:

omgs:

whitegirlsaintshit:

i the snail.

everybody here is perfect

I have never seen a happier snail omg

(via teenagerposts)

sagihairius:

it’s time for a change

*parts my leg hair the other way*

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lilithvonbitchcraft:

ardnale:

the-pigeon-king:

officialdankestmemes:

Lyrics:
“Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

(via ugly)

mydogsnokes:

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time

(via ugly)

mistones:

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

(via ugly)

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cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(via ugly)